Este es un estracto del cómic que he hecho para el próximo número de Orfidal.
This is an extract of the comic that will be published in the next Orfidal Zine.
-So he starts saying stuff like he has a present for her but she cannot tell anyone!-Wooooooh!So, what did you do?-I yelled: DUDE!! IT´S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO MAKE THIS WORLD THE FUCKING SHIT IT IS!!-Well done. Did he leave her alone?-No! He was her dad! Can you believe it?I mean , what kind of dad wears no finger gloves?I made the little girl cry... I was so embarrassed... -I don´t believe you. It´s a lie.-I wish.By the way, did you hear that gossip about me having crabs?- No... but I think I am okay with one pathetic story per day. -You didn´t understand me! I´m asking you if you knew about that rumor!-No!But if it is true, the best thing is fire. _... -Ehm...so, do you know who started the gossip?-Yeh! that fucking sausage!-You should say something to him.-I know. I don´t feel like it though, but I´ll say something to him as soon as he stops taking over the karaoke. -Okay, guys. Are you ready for Wiz Khalifa?He´s the motherfucking boss! "Yeah!, uh huh! you know how it is..." -(I wish I was dead)
-Don´t worry! I´m leaving!I´ll see you later!(BLAM!) -Ehm... Scott?-What?-I just wanted to make one thing clear.I also masturbate.
-Anyway, who´s this girl? How many followers does she have on Instagram?-I don´t have Instagram-You... DON´T?(PLAF!)
-What are you talking about? I´m German!! Look at the swastika on my forehead!- Oh my God!
Probably they are right. I shouldn´t drink this much.Today is the last day I’ll do it.